Food smells and pregnant shopping

E and I were accused once in Olympia of being Vegetarian Alcoholics by a middle-aged woman behind us in line at the grocery store. We had lots of fruits and veggies in our cart and plenty of beer and wine. Today we went to the grocery store because all the food in the house was making E sick. Our total haul was two bottles of juice, 5 cans of peaches and two bags of cheese puffs. If any of our friends saw us, pregnant shopper would have been an easy guess.